One steamy summer night, a master and his disciple were performing ceremonies for the village chief's son's wedding. The atmosphere was jovial and celebratory, with the whole village in attendance, a night of revelry and merry-making.

Taking the handsome young newly-wed aside,
the disciple was all smiles. "You must love your wife very much?" he asked earnestly.

"Oh yes!" the young man replied from the bottom of his heart.

"And you probably think that she is the most wonderful person in the world?" the disciple continued enthusiastically.

"She's so perfect in each and every way," cooed the young man.

The master shuffled his feet, " That's how it is when you get married," he interjected, "But after a few years, you will begin to see the flaws in your wife. When you do begin to notice her faults, remember this."

He paused.

"If she didn't have those faults to begin with, she would have married someone better than you."

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