T'was the night before Christmas, when all through Law School,
Naked Lawyers slept; Anson, Jones all covered in drool.
The stockings were hung by the moot court with care,
In earnest hope that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The lawyers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Deans Lists danced in their heads
cleavageman and so sue me snoring so sound,
mumbling numbers and football players all around.

lovelybones and ~ smiling sweetly to each other,
不要这样啦 and all the lawyers shudder.
No matter, green&orange dreams of ice cream and choco-late!
As undertheradar rubs his goatee and bemoans his short fate.

Hey Guys! calls out LovingYearningHurting in his sleep
Only to get smacked by funnyfriend somersaulting over sheep.
Hyperventilator giggles and squeaks and is oh so nice,
While depressed lawyer ponders how he gets by without a vice?

There goes skirtless and her ever present harem of boys,
She complains but we don't see them making any noise.
Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
clubemo sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.

What to his wondering eye should appear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer!
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
He knew in a moment it must be St Nick.

And then in the twinkling of an eye to his amazement,
The Naked Lawyers were all wrapped up with no further statement.
Shiny red, silver, gold and midnight blue,
And not forgetting pretty ribbons and tinsel too!

And so it was that that Christmas the greatest gift to be had,
Was the new friendships and love that the Naked Lawyers shared.
What new adventures lay in wait?
What exciting hopes and dreams to create?
Whatever it is they're sure to be broke at this rate!

So the lawyers slumbered on through the night,
As the warmth in their hearts grew and embraced them in its might.
But they heard St Nick exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

Merry Christmas guys, excuse the mush but it is Christmas after all. Cheers!

-clubemohohoho