what happens when you are bored studying SLS and attention-grabbing people walk around:

Ogus, “The Context of Regulation: the Market and Private Law”, in Regulation: Legal Form and Economic Theory (1994) (distributed).

Questions: why is that fat girl wearing a pink sweater to show off every layer of her stomach? WHY. Why do people have no zi zhi zhi ming. WHY WHY WHY. Some more in PINK, so that everybody will look. TWANG TWANG TWANG. The sound if I pull the roll of fat and let it go. We used to call ?? TWANG. Cos she is more solidly built than the typical slim girl. Not that not hot, but that sort of sturdy sports type. Yah. Damn funny. But this pink one… TWANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

1. What does Ogus understand the function of private law to be? In his scheme of things, what role does criminal law, constitutional law and property law play? What about contract law and tort law?

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