One grey spring afternoon, a master and his disciple were walking together down a muddy road. A heavy rain was falling.
Coming around a bend, they met a beautiful girl in a silk kimono and sash, unable to cross the intersection.

"Come on, girl" said the master at once.
Lifting her in his arms, he carried her over the mud.

The disciple did not speak again until that night when they had returned to the temple. Then he could no longer restrain himself.
"We shouldn't go near females," he told the master, "Especially not young and beautiful ones. It is dangerous. Why did you do that?"

"I left the girl there," said the master,
"Are you still carrying her?"

-club emo